What would you do with 50,000 cans of stolen beer that you can’t fence? How about a power year?
Found this kick ass blog with some awesome comics on buisiness cards, such as the one above. Especially check out the ongoing section on how to be creative and his theory of Sex and Cash which almost rivals my self-cleaning pants theory.
If you’ve had your eyes on me for some time now you’ve noticed that I’m living two lives. In one life, I’m Nathan G. Allen student at a respectable medical school. I have a social security number, I pay my taxes, and I help my fiancé take out the garbage. My other life is lived in computers, where I go by the cyber alias “symon” and am guilty of virtually every supercrime they don’t even have laws for yet.
In my other life I have the dubious honor of being one of the vice presidents for my medical school class. Succinctly, it is my job to fuel the budding alcoholic flames of my classmates’ post-test despondence by orchestrating happy hours, or evening as is usually the case. Aside from this I’ve taken it upon myself to expose my classmates to my own particular brand of cynical digihumor in the form of pretest emails distributed with the intent of stress reduction. I am aware of my proclivity for bespekling humor with Merriam-Webster’s finest, and for that I beg your forgiveness.
So, sans even lengthier introduction I’m posting the digest version of my emails. Most were received very well and I’ve generated a small but loyal readership. You probably won’t understand most of the situational humor, but hopefully the emails will give you a peek into the mind of a med student.