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Supercrime: it's not a job, it's not about money, and it's not an attempt to get prosecuted under the Patriot Act. Don't think Daniel Ocean or Simon Gruber, think Lex Luthor and "Slippery" Jim diGriz. It was the question that drove Neo and it's the challenge that drives us. Supercrime isn't thinking outside the box, it's denying that there was ever a box to constrain us. It's about forgetting the rules and the consequences long enough to play the game like it was meant to be played. Supercrime isn't an organization; it's a team, because even "Slippery" Jim got caught by Inskipp, and nobody could outsmart the Superfriends. If you're a MacGyver in your own way then maybe you're for us.

Age: 43
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 560 lbs

A prototype cyborg solider developed for advanced cyber-war, J.O.N. possesses advanced optic abilities, military authored fighting subroutines, and A.I. level computing ability. At 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29, 1997, J.O.N. became self-aware and launched a preemptive strike against his creators and all who would oppose him. J.O.N. now helms the technical side of Supercrime. His electric lance claws also kick serious ass.

Age: Unknown
Height: 6'2"
Weight: Undefinable

The final product of eons of genetic modification gone awry, Symon is human only in name. Cast back through time as the bastard son of creators too blind to see his power, Symon has made Supercrime his home while he plots his revenge with ultimate patience. The creative force behind Supercrime, Symon bides his time while he waits to assume his true destiny. He's also on fire all of the time.

Age: Not divulged
Skills: Optical creation and digital/chemical manipulation of visual iconography
Weaknesses: Beernola

The former leader of an international resistance, Laszlo travels the world in study of the supercriminal arts and pursuit of life's finest indulgences. Stealth, perceptiveness, and ingenuity are his greatest assets in the fight against all that threatens humanity. He answered the call of Supercrime before the call was even made. Rumored not to exist, Laszlo makes contact through occasional manifestos and generally unwanted counsel.