Samir, an auto mechanic from St. Louis, got to do what I am sure hundreds of thousands if not millions of people had dreamed of doing: punch Saddam Hussein in the mouth. As an independent contractor translating for the army, Samir was the one who pulled Hussein from his worm hole. He immediately recognized Hussein and began cursing him for the torment he caused his family. When Saddam told him to shut up, Samir punched him in the mouth. Awesome. Samir is now serving as a consultant to help rebuild Iraq.
I predict judgment day will be on April 15, 2029. Why? First of all, 2029 is a prime. In addition, it will be Leonardo da Vinci’s 577th birthday. 577 is also a prime. 2029 is the 41st such confluence of primes between the year and Leonardo’s birthday. 41 is also a prime. 2029 is the 13th occurrence where the count of the confluence of primes is itself a prime. 13 is ALSO a prime. You can’t fight that much math; resistance is futile.
If you don’t hear from me for a while, blame the Priory of Sion…
I was searching SkyNet the other day for the latest “Jack Bauer body count” and came across simply the greatest Tony Almeida fansite on the net. Although the font and color scheme make my eyes bleed, the content is fantastic. Pages like Tony Almeida’s Godlike Moments and Principles Of Almeidaism (based on the 10 Commandments) confirm AIG’s supremacy in the world of Tony Almeida fansites, while The Top 24 Most Memorable Deaths Of 24 and 24 Mega-Fandom : Total Fan Insanity (discussions of each episode) place it among the 24 fansite elite. Rounding out these fabulous offerings is the largest collection of buttons and images… ever. Overall, AIG is a highly recommended site, especially as a touchstone for your sanity when you find yourself obsessing a bit much about 24…
In other news, today is the 553rd birthday of Leonardo da Vinci. Many thanks to SkyNet for the reminder…
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