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Merry Christmas! (or “Happy Christmas!” for all you Other Worlders (I prefer “Other World” to “Old World” — somehow it captures the differences better…))

May all your criminal schemes be super this holiday season…

As many of our alert readers have noticed, we have been inundated with posts recently. I wasn’t sure about site availability, so I checked with Yahoo! Web Hosting; they are concerned but optimistic that they can handle the traffic. In any case, there’s no immediate cause for alarm and you may rest assured that the onslaught of new posts will continue.

It’s not like any of us need a golden ticket to post or anything…

Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you.

Ah, Willy Wonka:

• Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
• Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
• There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
• Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
• We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
• A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
• The suspense is terrible… I hope it lasts.

Finally, one lived by a fallen supercriminal:

• If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn’t have invented roller-skates.