supercrime.org

Looks like beavers are laundering money now. With licentious activity like this appearing in our nation’s wild animal population, one wonders if President Bush’s conservative supporters will rise up and demand a change in his environmental policies. But then one realizes this is ridiculous and wisely discards the thought.

The alert reader who brought this matter to my attention added:

I hope you know that behind every great supercriminal… lies the
genius evil mastermind of a devious woman.

It’s true. I have proof.

I’ll accept it for now, but I do want to see the proof…